i have this ridiculous, incredible, and probably irrational desire to leave the country all on my own and never speak to anyone again, never look back. i want to put down roots where no one knows me and make a life for myself. i want to wander foreign streets in foreign cities…
If Disney Cartoons Were Historically Accurate
And it’s things like this that make people be even more mistaken about history.
I know it’s Cracked an’ all, but… That’s what you get for expecting something intelligent AND funny, I guess.